With hap and leonard on the job, small-time crooks all on the way on up to the Dixie Mafia are extremely nervous. Everyone's favorite ass-kicking Texan duo are further immortalized in this expanded collection of tall tales, slick nonfiction, and two full-length novellas.
Cold Cotton: A Hap and Leonard Novella Hap and Leonard SeriesCrossroad Press #ad - Lansdale and Hap & Leonard can provide. Hap and leonard is now a Sundance TV series starring James Purefoy and Michael Kenneth Williams. Hap collins and leonard pine are up to their ears in trouble once more, when a kinky, psychotherapist client and her household end up dead with a crazy, nymphomaniac niece as the main suspect.
Hap is facing his own inner crisis, wavering between a shrink and a little blue pill, while his lover Brett and his best friend Leonard speculate on a colorful variety of causes and cures. When he opts for neither, ignoring his doctor's advice to call a shrink, facing off with a wide array of odd relationships, she calls him instead and the team is off to the races, crazed florists and murder.
Cold Cotton: A Hap and Leonard Novella Hap and Leonard Series #ad - Action like only Joe R.
Hoodoo Harry Bibliomysteries Book 31MysteriousPress.com/Open Road #ad - . Hap collins is a straight, liberal, white, blue-collar tough guy. Lansdale brings his rapid-fire dialogue, no-holds-barred action, and gut-busting humor to this original Hap and Leonard novella Entertainment Weekly. The bibliomysteries are a series of short tales about deadly books, by top mystery authors.
Leonard pine is a gay, black, Republican combat veteran. Together, they’re the truest Lone Stars living in America’s most independently minded state. Known for his “zest for storytelling and a gimlet eye for detail, ” multiple award–winning author Joe R. The kid was clearly running scared, but who was he running from and how did he end up in the driver’s seat of the missing bookmobile? The first solid lead in a case that started more than a decade earlier with Hoodoo Harry, this mystery of a small town’s dark and disturbing past will take all of Hap and Leonard’s wits—and fists—to solve.
Hoodoo Harry Bibliomysteries Book 31 #ad - A long-lost bookmobile opens a wild new chapter in the lives of dysfunctional Texas detectives Hap and Leonard—stars of the hit Sundance TV series. Behind the wheel was a twelve-year-old boy who didn’t survive the accident. Best friends who’ve shared a succession of low-wage odd jobs that have gotten them into even odder situations dealing with lowlifes, now the duo delivers their own brand of ass-kicking justice as private investigators.
A pillar of rural african american communities in east texas, the renovated school bus vanished fifteen years ago—along with its driver, Harriet Hoodalay, aka Hoodoo Harry—reappearing just in time to crash Leonard’s pickup into a creek. In this brand-new story, a day’s fishing lands Hap and Leonard their biggest catch ever: the Rolling Literature bookmobile.
Coco ButternutSubterranean Press #ad - As usual, trouble seems to already be there, wherever Hap and Leonard go, awaiting their arrival. The job is straightforward: they must simply exchange a bag full of cash for the missing pooch’s mummy. Fans of hap and leonard’s, both, whether of their fictional outings or the Sundance TV show or more likely, won’t want to miss this treat.
But they can feel something’s not on the up-and-up, and how right they are. With assistance from hap’s significant other, and his daughter, Brett, Chance, Hap and Leonard are soon embroiled in a gripping mystery tied to the dark secrets lurking beneath the hallowed ground of Oak Rest cemetery. Lansdale’s dysfunctional duo: Hap Collins and Leonard Pine.
Coco Butternut #ad - . In his inimitable style, and at the top of his game, here Lansdale gives us a highly enjoyable new entry in the ongoing adventures of Hap and Leonard. Coco butternut marks the always-welcome return of Joe R. And in the case of this twisty, and heartfelt new novella, hilarious, Lansdale sends his heroes to Oak Rest mortuary and cemetery to grapple with the living and the dead—both canine and human.
When the mummified corpse of a beloved prize-winning dachshund named Coco Butternut is stolen from her final resting place, Hap and Leonard are hired by the owner to get her body back.
Hap and Leonard: Blood and LemonadeTachyon Publications #ad - Williams the wire, and James Purefoy The Following. The iconic texan crime-fighting, bigot-bashing duo meet in this companion to the breakout Hap and Leonard TV seriesAs a liberal young man in East Texas, Hap Collins is discovering his passion for two-fisted justice in a redneck world. Leonard pine—black, gay, and the ultimate outsider—is already fighting his own battles against racists and bullies.
Hap and Leonard: Blood and Lemonade #ad - . Lansdale's compelling coming-of-age manifesto alongside the second season of the Sundance TV Hap and Leonard series starring Michael K. So when hap sees leonard demolishing an angry mob with his fists and taunts, it’s immediately clear that these two young men have a lot in common. Discover Joe R.
Jackrabbit Smile Hap and Leonard Book 13Mulholland Books #ad - It isn't long until they find themselves mixed up in a revivalist cult that believes Jesus will return flanked by an army of lizard-men-- solving a murder to boot. Hap and leonard are an unlikely pair-hap, and leonard, a self-proclaimed white trash rebel, a tough-as-nails black gay Vietnam vet and Republican-but they're the closest friend either of them has in the world.
Edgar award-winner and fan favorite Joe R. Well, she's been missing from them for five years, but she's been missing from everybody, including the local no-goods who ran with her, for a few months. With lansdale's trademark humor, whip-smart dialogue, and plenty of ass-kicking adventures to be had, you won't want to miss Hap and Leonard's latest.
Jackrabbit Smile Hap and Leonard Book 13 #ad - Despite their misgivings about Judith and her son, Hap and Leonard take the case. They're not too happy to see leonard, and no one is happy to see them, but they have a problem and only Hap and Leonard will take the case. Judith mulhaney's daughter, Jackrabbit, has been missing for five years. Lansdale is back with hap and Leonard's latest caper: investigating the disappearance of a revivalist cult leader's daughter.
Hap is celebrating his wedding to his longtime girlfriend, Brett who is also Hap and Leonard's boss, when their backyard barbecue is interrupted by a couple of Pentecostal white supremacists.
Briar Patch Boogie: A Hap and Leonard NoveletteGere Donovan Press #ad - Their wise-cracks may be sharper than the hunter's arrows, but not as deadly. Hap and leonard may never go fishing again. A rustic get-away turns into a life or death dash through an East Texas cypress swamp. They encounter a victim of camo clad hunters that classify sport in a whole different way. A head start is as fair as it gets as Hap and Leonard are thrown in the woods and must run for their lives.
The Elephant of Surprise Hap and LeonardMulholland Books #ad - On a chase that blows even the east Texas swampgrass back, Hap and Leonard must save the girl, and vanquish her foes, before the foes get them first. Hap and leonard are an unlikely pair--hap, a self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard--a tough-as-nails Black, gay, Vietnam vet and Republican--but they're the closest friend either of them has in the world.
The latest roaring, rollicking adventure from Edgar Award-winner Joe R. Lansdale, featuring odd-couple P. I. S hap and Leonard. After years of crime-solving companionship, something's changed: Hap, recently married to their P. I. Boss, brett, is now a family man. Amidst the worst flood east texas has seen in years, the two run across a woman who's had her tongue nearly cut out, pursued by a heavily armed pair of goons.
The Elephant of Surprise Hap and Leonard #ad - With a new case to solve, and a brand-new challenge to their relationship, will Hap and Leonard's friendship survive? Will Hap and Leonard survive?The Elephant of Surprise is rich with Lansdale's trademark humor, whip-smart dialogue, and plenty of ass-kicking adventures. Turns out the girl survived a mob hit, and the boss has come to clean up the mess.
Vanilla Ride Hap and Leonard Series Book 7Vintage Crime/Black Lizard #ad - There’s one problem the Dixie Mafia’s new hired gun—the legendary assassin Vanilla Ride. Turns out, however, that the law needs a favor and if Hap and Leonard can do the deed they’ll be free roam. Hap and leonard is now a Sundance TV series starring James Purefoy and Michael Kenneth Williams. Hap collins and leonard pine, the kings of East Texas mischief and mayhem, return in this full-throttle thriller to face off with the Dixie Mafia.
Vanilla Ride Hap and Leonard Series Book 7 #ad - When leonard is asked to rescue a teenage girl from a lowly drug dealer, he gladly agrees and invites Hap along for the ride. Everything goes according to plan, until they find out the dealer is a member of the Dixie mafia. A wild gun fight ensues, after which Hap and Leonard are arrested. Filled with breakneck action, gut-busting laughs, and one gigantic crocodile, this hilarious novel is as hot as a habanero pepper.
Devil Red Hap and Leonard Series Book 8Vintage Crime/Black Lizard #ad - Hap and leonard is now a Sundance TV series starring James Purefoy and Michael Kenneth Williams. If there’s one thing hap collins and Leonard Pine like, it’s trouble—and they especially like getting paid to find it. The more closely hap and Leonard look over the crime-scene photos, the more trouble they see.
Devil Red Hap and Leonard Series Book 8 #ad - . So when their friend and sometime boss Marvin Harmon asks the boys to look into a cold-case double homicide, they’re happy to oblige. The image of a red devil’s head painted on a tree is just the beginning—a little research turns up a slew of murders with that same fiendish signature. It turns out that both victims were set to inherit some serious money, and one of them ran with an honest-to-goodness vampire cult.
And if things aren’t weird enough, Leonard has taken to wearing a deestalker cap. Will this be the case that finally sends Hap over the edge? .
Driving to Geronimo's Grave and Other StoriesSubterranean Press #ad - Lansdale returns with a pack of stories for your consumption and enjoyment. There’s even killer machines, a big ole grizzly bear, and entertaining story notes. Joe R. Lansdale is his own genre. Lansdale has been writing novels and stories, and this is his latest concoction, for over forty-five years, as well as screenplays and comics, encompassing stories informed by a variety of genres, but not quite comfortably fitting into any of them.
The reason is simple. Joe R. From the dusty great depression to the far future, soda shops and double features, to the era of big fin automobiles, as well as dark journey on an icy ocean full of ravenous sharks and a fantastic shipwreck that leads its survivors into a nightmarish Lovecraftian world of monsters and mystery, to the wild west, Joe R.