Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, UGANDA BE KIDDING ME has Chelsea taking on the world, none of which should be believed, and travel etiquette, hot travel trips, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.

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Life Will Be the Death of Me: . . . and you too!

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She meets her match in an earnest, brainy psychiatrist and enters into therapy, prepared to do the heavy lifting required to look within and make sense of a childhood marked by love and loss and to figure out why people are afraid of her. In the fall of 2016, chelsea handler daydreams about what life will be like with a woman in the White House.

In a torpor of despair, she decides that she’s had enough of the privileged bubble she’s lived in—a bubble within a bubble—and that it’s time to make some changes, both in her personal life and in the world at large. At home, how to pick up dog shit, she embarks on a year of self-sufficiency—learning how to work the remote, where to find the toaster.

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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

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Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, Vodka? It's Me, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, adulthood, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, and daughterhood.

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Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me

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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands

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In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation.

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Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing

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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to chelsea’s world—a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing

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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Handler, Chelsea April 22, 2008 Hardcover

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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

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Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life. Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me.

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