. From choosing the right breed purebred; twinkletoe; karmic; Gigglerump; Horse with Horn to picking the unicorn farm dream team an alchemist; stable hands; groomers; The On-Call Virgin OCV; lawyers, you are guaranteed to have a magical journey. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures.
Unicorn Farm - and Magical! - Raising Unicorns: Your Step-by-Step Guide to Starting and Running a Successful - From the introductionIn this book, author Jessica S.
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike And They WillTen Speed Press - The danger is real. Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to survive a garden gnome attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome.
Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. Humor. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, possessions, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, and loved ones.
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike And They Will - Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
Unicorns: The Myths, Legends, & LoreAdams Media - Filled with dozens of magnificent illustrations, each page brings your favorite mythical creature to life right before your eyes--shimmering mane and all. So get ready for a magic-filled adventure--Unicorns takes you on a journey you won't soon forget. This enchanting collection invites you to leap into their magical world and surround yourself in the tales that capture their power and beauty.
Humor. Adams Media Corporation. An enchanting treasury of unicorn lore!For thousands of years, and imaginations with their whimsical, unicorns have captured hearts, minds, mischievous spirit.
How to Make Money in Your Spare TimeCreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform - A comical look on how to earn extra cash in a "not so legitimate" way. Adams Media Corporation. Humor. This book takes advice from the Mafia, to politicians, giving insight to readers on how quickly money can be made in the underworld.
Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice In Our Campaign Against The Fairy KingdomConari Press - Used book in Good Condition. Humor. Adams Media Corporation. Help is on the way! in the tradition of lemony snicket and roald Dahl, Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop shows how to banish those pesky dark Fairy creatures who are ready to thwart every last pleasure, be it gardening, country hikes, or even getting a good night's sleep.
In this charming guide, and destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, scheming flower-fairies, and banish them from your chicken coop and kitchen cupboard forever!In Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop readers will discover:Why a bustle in one's hedgerow may be cause for alarmWhy a garden fumigator may come in handy on evenings at the pubWhy a toy merchant, and a Freemason are among your best allies in the fight against the feyGoblinproofing One's Chicken Coop is the only complete manual on how to identify, "fairy hunter" Reginald Bakeley offers practical instructions to clear your home and garden of these unsettling inhabitants, defend, a butcher, dwarves, track, and other nasty members of the fairy realm.
The Magical History of Unicorns Gothic DreamsFlame Tree Publishing - The book explores the motivations and wonders of art that reaches deep into the imagination to create magical and otherworldly realms. Then read on further as we delve into the mythic influences and folklore that lie at the heart of Josephine's art, Native American, from Mother Earth and the Green Man to Northern European, African and Aboriginal legends.
Humor. Enter the fantastical and enchanting world created by artist Josephine Wall, populated by fairies, goddesses, wizards, angels and nature spirits. Enjoy and discover some of her most beautiful artworks, alongside engaging text that discusses the life and work of Josephine as well as taking a wider look at the art and artists that have influenced her.
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The Mermaid Handbook: An Alluring Treasury of Literature, Lore, Art, Recipes, and ProjectsHarper Design - Humor. Flame tree Publishing Co Ltd. Cosmetic companies have drawn inspiration for their makeup lines from mermaids, as have designers throughout fashion history, from Jean Patou to Jean Paul Gaultier and Alexander McQueen. Adams Media Corporation. The fishtail dress is a perennial long red-carpet staple, Sofia Vergara, favored by the likes of Marion Cotillard, and Blake Lively.
Divided into four sections—fashion and beauty; arts and culture; real mermaids and Where to Find Them; and Food, Entertaining and Stories of the Sea—The Mermaid Handbook is a unique and sumptuous compilation filled with creative ideas for decorating and living inspired by these beauties from the deep.
The Mermaid Handbook: An Alluring Treasury of Literature, Lore, Art, Recipes, and Projects - There are recipes for mermaid-themed poke bowls, aquatic-themed honey gingerbread cookies, and the official cocktail of the 1960s-era mermaid attraction Aquarama. Folklore expert carolyn turgeon also includes profiles of true modern mermaids, tail makers, and mermaid bars; visits mermaid attractions like Weeki Wachee Springs; and provides tips on getting beachy mermaid hair and creating an alluring eye.
Learn to make a sailor’s valentine; a mermaid comb and crown; and a pearl and sequin paillette necklace. Answer the enchanting siren call of the mermaid with this comprehensive, lavishly illustrated and intricately designed one-of-a-kind lifestyle compendium from the editor in chief of Faerie Magazine and author of The Faerie Handbook and globally published novel Mermaid, legends, facts and trivia, beautiful illustrations, packed with lore, and numerous step-by-step projects and recipes.
Beautiful, mysterious, seductive, and potentially dangerous, the mermaid is a global literary and pop culture icon whose roots date back to ancient sea goddesses and Greek mythology. Alfred prufrock" and the Disney animated film The Little Mermaid, this sea vixen has long seduced popular imagination.
Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing the Cold, Hard, Sparkly TruthSourcebooks - Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Flame tree Publishing Co Ltd. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo nicole's lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way! Humor.
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine LivesThree Rivers Press - Used book in Good Condition. Adams Media Corporation. Written in a simple q&a format, how to talk to your cat about gun safety answers crucial questions such as, “what is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice.
Unicorns are jerks a coloring Book Exposing the Cold Hard Sparkly Truth. Flame tree Publishing Co Ltd. The cats of america are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. It will take courage, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, and it will take hard work, we can make our cats—and America—great again! Humor.
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives - Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the american association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets.
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The Wisdom of UnicornsClarkson Potter - Humor. Flame tree Publishing Co Ltd. Unicorns are jerks a coloring Book Exposing the Cold Hard Sparkly Truth. Used book in Good Condition. Adams Media Corporation. This handy, mantras, pseudo-spiritual guide is complete with motivating quotes, and colorful illustrations in the bizarre style of late '80s surrealist pop art.
Channel the magical guidance of unicorns and discover their powers of positivity, spiritual healing, and general awesomeness. Three rivers Press CA.
The Natural History of UnicornsHarper Perennial - Used book in Good Condition. Humor. Unicorns are jerks a coloring Book Exposing the Cold Hard Sparkly Truth. Flame tree Publishing Co Ltd. In this lively and vivid exploration of the natural world, lavers follows the beasts trail to the plateaus of India and into the jungles of Africa to unearth the flesh and blood ancestors of our iconic unicornand, explorers, along the way, historians, he introduces the peoples, traders, and scientists who steadfastly believed.
Three rivers Press CA. Adams Media Corporation. Where did the unicorn come from and how was it accepted for so long as a part of the animal kingdom? Chris Lavers argues that although the unicorn of our imagination isnt real, traces of its character can be found in existing species.